Remember me? I was the guy that tried to defend troll reproduction... yeah not my proudest reply... moving on.
Since I've seen this thread, I've been thinking a lot on Homestuck and why one might dislike it. And after a lot of thinking, I've made a decision. Homestuck has issues. Definetly. You will find that even the fans criticize a lot of stuff, such as the Alpha Kids (which is Act 6) and the long hiatuses didn't help either. But in the end, the decision is still on this:
Is Homestuck bad enough to warrant a review?
I'd personally say, NO. I've seen some of the shit that gets reviewed on this site (ranging from the 'it's just poor' to 'why do you have internet access' ones), and I think Homestuck just isn't terrible enough to get reviewed. If anything, it's mediocre. It's probably the most mediocre webcomic out there. It's characters and worldbuilding are definetly good, but in the end it becomes very clear that Hussie just wants it to be done with and churned out the remnants, reducing it's quality.
The worst part about Homestuck is definetley it's fanbase when you get down to it, with all the fantrolls and other shit that it has churned out. And even those fans have matured over the years or moved on to the next fad (I think it was FNAF?). The only real big communities on Homestuck that are left are /r/homestuck (reddit) and omegaupdate (since the official fora shut down).
Also, to the other fans (and don't lie to yourself, you are fans, it's glaringly obvious stop embarassing yourself): You don't need to dedicate much to review Homestuck. I'd say one person could hypothetically do it. Maybe a beta reader for mistakes in the story, but really, anyone could do it. No need to get ridiculous here.
And as a final note: http://mspfanventures.com/?s=14113&p=1 . Cool and New Webcomic. If that is worthy of a review (and don't judge it until you have caught up, it only really kicks into gear with Rose's introduction. It's not very long. You can read it in say an hour, not counting the videos), then I'd say Homestuck is worthy of one too.
@Shan You've barely even touched the content. That was early humor. It changes later on into something else. Really, Homestuck shouldn't be judged by Act 1. It had a bad start. Act 2 is OK, the Intermission and Act 4 are good, Act 5 is the best (and I mean Act 5 Act 2, not Act 5 Act 1, that one is why Homestuck exploded) and Act 6... sorta tries to be as good as Act 5 was, but sorta fails. Act 7... is an ending.