WAIT WAIT SHUT UP A MINUTE WAIT. You're telling me whale cheese could be a thing? Maybe if we get the Japanese hooked on it they'll stop racing to eat them extinct, which would put that pile of hippie shit "Whale Wars" off the air...
I know it sounds like I'm stating the obvious, but thats the point. As much crap we give conservatives, at least they have grounding with present reality. I'm just giving some credit to them for at least understanding that.
Oh, you are mistaken. Check out who Wall Street is giving more money to and you may have yourself a surprising revelation. Hillary Clinton didn't make 21 mil doing speeches because bankers enjoy the sound of her voice, and Wall Street threw way more cash at Obama than Mitt Romney. It's pretty easy to understand why, once you ignore the staggering amount of TV and movie fiction that depict conservatives feeding poor people to corporate furnaces and liberals defeating people killing the Earth by smoking pot and refusing to move.
A conservative doesn't want the government to decide who wins and loses in the markets, even soon-to-be markets like fried whale cheese with squid (favorite number one in Japan!). A liberal/socialist and hypothetical whale cheese monger, Shamu Swiss, on the other hand, will conspire to eliminate SS's competition in exchange for sweet kickbacks via regulations with exceptions that destroy their competition.
Yeah, I already pointed out that Hillary does have a lot of corporate donors. In fact, I'm hoping that she is competent enough with negiotiations with them that maybe something positive would come out of it. Yeah, Barack Obama did the same thing, but he's a pretty weak president, so I'm not suprised not much good came out of it.
However, going back to the topic at hand, corporations are not stupid, even I know that. If you just use the conservatitves all the time, it would be too obvious where you go for your good and services and then be accused of operating a monopoly. Also, there is an untaped market with the liberals, since conservatives know how corporations and money lawndering work, so corps dont get as much profit out of it for certain policies. Its also possible that even conservatives are aware of this, and know when to stay out of the corpoations ways. As Ive said, even conservatives are not stupid.
The reason I said untapped market is that liberals are more oblivious to how corp work compared to whath the conservatives know. You heard of multiculturialism, right? As much as Liberals acted like they invented, its more of a corporate idea than a liberal one. I mean, if the idea is that we are all the same culture and people, which Liberals would think would make us stronger, woudnt it just be easier to make a buck off of us? Its more about cheap labor and lowering wages than it is about making us stronger. In fact, it makes us more suceptible to corps who just want to exploit it, and the liberals dont care becuase they care more appearing good to foreigners than they do their own citizens. (Look at Europe) So yes, Liberals are in the corporate hands, but there not as aware of it. At least the conservatives are aware what corporations do.
Look, all admit that some of these ideas sound like a conspiracy theory. And maybe some of these ideas are crazy. But the one thing I do want to get across is the conservatives are not stupid. I mean, what if its possible that their feigning stupidity? Its not that hard, as all you have to do to show your stupid is to prove that you are a failure. Its harder to prove sucess than it is to prove failure. Heck, its easy and profitable to pretend to be a failure. "I cant do anything, can you do it for me?" or "I says evolution does not exist, will you vote for me?" Just stop looking down upon them, becuase what makes conservatives dangerous is not that their dumb, its that they know how to act underhanded. Dont say they are a threat, respect them as a threat.