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BigBurkhart

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Nov 7 16 1:10 AM

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I hate Buzzfeed.

I HATE Buzzfeed.

I hate their talentless staff. I hate their attention whoring tactics. I hate their incessant focus on vapid pop-culture bullshit.

Now, why am I bringing this up? Because Buzzfeed makes comics.

All of them are awful in their own right, but I want to focus on this little shit smear that seems to fool people into thinking "Oh my god he's so deep and philosophical" or "That's so me!" Seriously this guy makes comics that seem to combine the worst aspects of CAD and Questionable Content with a liberal dosage of Buzzfeed-brand shittiness mixed in. I don't think I've ever read a comic that has actually made me angry with every installment read before this, but it's finally happened.

Everything is super lazy, with same face syndrome up the ass, and disgusting facial warping when he does deviate from the template that he made for himself. The only things he talks about are asinine hipster shit that is so banal that it hemmorages your brain cells, SJW bullshit, over-the-top food porn / bitching about food, and his cat. I don't know if he's actually gay but every fucking line reads like Richard Simmons. (Personal note: People who say "Yaaaaaassss" piss me off to no end. [/old man rant])

I mean, look at this shit.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/fd64601ccfb53147d0800958eb65bb82/tumblr_o4ihw9sztU1r6q8euo1_1280.jpg

http://68.media.tumblr.com/74e5d9e4ff77108231b0e5b291942231/tumblr_ocdqrsZJL21r6q8euo1_1280.jpg

http://67.media.tumblr.com/142ae8dd1659325780bc6fb15d93d0c0/tumblr_ofzaxctjhW1r6q8euo1_1280.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/28beefeca2016b72e0ee8ffdea62972d/tumblr_odly5b6bNo1r6q8euo1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/bdbd6006d2337cb2c98c5f9580244790/tumblr_ofd2xgAE0s1r6q8euo1_1280.gif

http://68.media.tumblr.com/a957eb0a57b4b27b3e9c8259a917e2b1/tumblr_oe8dmzkctI1r6q8euo1_1280.jpg

http://68.media.tumblr.com/5c963e87653fb3eab7605a534930fa25/tumblr_oc4ip2cU4d1r6q8euo1_1280.jpg

This needs a review.
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SmashLampjaw

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Nov 7 16 1:49 AM

That's incredibly shitty writing and lazy art. Assuming there's enough material, I'd definitely push for a review. Can you give us a direct link (or use tinyurl.com if you don't want them to know how we got there)? I'd like to see how many of them there are.

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BigBurkhart

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Nov 7 16 10:01 AM

plarblman wrote:

Either he's deluded himself into thinking his bug-eyed same-faced characters are stylistically interesting, or he's fundamentally lazy and wants to put no effort into making interesting character designs.
 

My guess is the latter. Since he works at Buzzfeed they probably put a lot of pressure on him to pump out comics so he turns to the Tim Buckley school of animation for time-saving techniques.

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Nov 7 16 11:45 AM

I found a few funny.

Most were dumb.

Then there was this. NSFW

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Nov 16 16 9:05 PM

...so, is anyone planning on doing an actual review? I mean I know we can be lazy as shit but that's no excuse. I'm considering doing this review myself next week if no one else does.

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Nov 17 16 2:22 PM

Okay, I decided to get a head start on the review. Here's what I wrote down based on what I've already read. I'll have to dig into the archives to find some really juicy stuff. I'll let you know when the review's finished.

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